- Previously on Warehouse 13... → 之前喺《13號倉庫》...
- Four regents suffered artifact-related deaths. → 四個監管人因為文物而死咗。
- And now a fifth regent. → 而家第五個監管人。
- How can my mom be a regent and not have told me? → 我阿媽係監管人點解唔話我知？
- Just let me start at the beginning. → 等我由頭講起啦。
- Some other time, jane-- → 下次先啦，Jane...
A time when the Warehouse isn't under attack → 等倉庫冇俾人攻擊嘅時候
And someone isn't trying to kill you. → 同埋冇人想殺你嘅時候。
- Artie said you don't torture. - I'm not Artie. → - Artie話你唔會用刑。 - 我唔係Artie。
- [gasps] → - [吸氣聲]
- I can't let you do this. → - 我唔可以俾你咁做。
I drew my gun on Mrs. Frederic, and she fired me. → 我攞槍指住Mrs. Frederic，佢炒咗我。
- What? → - 咩話？
[erratic breathing, moaning coming from woods] → [樹林傳嚟唔規則嘅呼吸同呻吟聲]
- You hear that? - No. → - 你聽到冇？ - 冇。
[groaning, rasping in woods] → [樹林傳嚟呻吟同喘氣聲]
- Sounds like somebody's in trouble. → - 聽落有人出事。
- You want trouble, mister? → - 你想要麻煩呀，先生？
Hold that thought, I beg of you. → 求吓你，忍住先。
[rasping, moaning continue] → [喘氣同呻吟聲繼續]
[man rasping, shivering] → [男人喘氣同發抖]
- Hey, you okay? → - 喂，你冇事呀？
- [quietly] no. Don't. → - [細聲] 唔得。唔好。
- Hello? → - 喂？
- Aah! → - 呀！
- Oh, my god! Paul? Paul! Paul... → - 天啊！Paul？Paul！Paul...
Aah! → 呀！
- So you just let my mom walk out-- → - 咁你就由得我阿媽走...
- I don't get to make her stay. There is a hierarchy here. → - 我冇權留佢喺度。呢度有等級制度。
There's your mother, the regent, Mrs. Frederic, → 有你阿媽、監管人、Mrs. Frederic，
There's me, and then there's you. → 有我，然後先到你。
[dog snivels] → [狗發出鼻音]
Oh, sorry. How rude. → 噢，唔好意思。真係冇禮貌。
There's me, there's trailer, and then there's you. → 有我、有架拖車，然後先到你。
- Okay, so how do we protect her from walter sykes → - 好，咁如果佢唔喺度，
If she's not here? → 我哋點保護佢唔俾Walter Sykes傷害？
- Her security has been tripled. She's safe. → - 佢嘅保安已經加強咗三倍。佢好安全。
The remati shackle is safe. → Remati手銬好安全。
The Warehouse is safe. The world is safe. → 倉庫好安全。世界好安全。
The universe is safe. And by the way, → 宇宙好安全。順便講句，
No one asked us to help, so I don't think that we-- → 冇人叫我哋幫手，所以我唔覺得我哋...
- Regent security has been stretched pretty thin-- → - 監管人嘅保安已經好緊張...
- Myka, please! Please, not you, too. → - Myka，求吓你！唔好連你都係咁。
Now, I have a situation here that I would like to-- → 我而家呢邊有啲情況想...
- Artie, sykes has been planning his revenge → - Artie，Sykes已經計劃咗佢嘅復仇
For decades! → 幾十年！
He wants the collodi bracelet. We need to go out-- → 佢想要Collodi手鏈。我哋要出去...
- The regents are handling it. Let it go. → - 監管人處理緊。算啦。
- Walter sykes needs to be brought to justice. → - Walter Sykes一定要繩之於法。
- Ah, see, you're not looking for justice. → - 睇嚟你唔係要公義。
You're looking for vengeance. → 你係要報仇。
- If some psycho tried to off your mother, → - 如果有個黐線佬想殺你阿媽，
Wouldn't you want payback? → 你唔會想報復咩？
- You never met my mother. → - 你未見過我阿媽。
Our job is to do our job. [computer beeps] → 我哋嘅工作就係做好本分。 [電腦發出嗶聲]
And, oh, look, we have a ping. So go pack. → 噢，睇吓，有任務。去執行李啦。
And you are gonna go to ithaca, new york. → 你要去紐約州伊薩卡。
Bye. → 拜拜。
- Artie, he does have a point. Right, ithaca. Bye. → - Artie，佢講得有道理。係囉，伊薩卡。拜拜。
- Leena-- look at this. → - Leena，睇吓呢度。
Someone's actually doing as requested. → 終於有人跟指示做嘢。
How is the security-system upgrade going? → 保安系統升級進展點樣？
- Down to one last diagnostic. → - 剩返最後一個診斷。
Once I run this, we're good to go. → 等我執行咗呢個，就搞掂。
- Good. Sykes is looking for weaknesses, → - 好。Sykes喺度搵弱點，
Best not to have any. → 最好冇任何弱點。
- So is Claudia still upset about steve? → - 咁Claudia仲嬲緊Steve嘅事？
- I was hoping that a few days away from this place → - 我希望佢離開呢度幾日
Would clear her mind. → 可以令佢諗清楚。
- Artie, what happened in atlanta? → - Artie，亞特蘭大發生咗咩事？
- Something bad... → - 一啲衰嘢...
Between steve and Mrs. Frederic. → 喺Steve同Mrs. Frederic之間。
A notice was issued to all government agencies → 已經向所有政府機構發出通知
That Jinks was persona non grata. → 話Jinks係不受歡迎人物。
They burned his credit rating and his passport. → 佢哋取消咗佢嘅信貸評級同護照。
- Oh, my god. - Don't tell Claudia. → - 天啊。 - 唔好話俾Claudia知。
- I won't. → - 我唔會。
- ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ → - ♪ 我係你嘅ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪
♪ hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪ → ♪ 你好世界，我係你嘅野女孩 ♪
♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ → ♪ 我係你嘅ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪
♪ cherry bomb, cherry bomb ♪
♪
Okay, thanks. → 好，唔該。
- That was awesome. [applause] → - 好正。 [掌聲]
- Johnny cash, astrid gilberto, → - Johnny Cash、Astrid Gilberto、
And the runaways in the same set. → 同埋The Runaways同一組。
- That's my motto. Go eclectic or go home. → - 呢個係我嘅格言。要唔係 eclectic 就返屋企。
- Yeah, I like to mix it up on open-mic night. → - 係，我鍾意喺開放麥克風之夜搞吓新意思。
Claudia, right? → Claudia，係咪？
I'm dwayne maddox. → 我係Dwayne Maddox。
- Lead singer/guitarist for dead rent-- → - Dead Rent嘅主唱兼結他手...
Great band, terrible name. - So you've seen us. → 好樂隊，但個名好差。 - 咁你睇過我哋表演。
- "south dakota's most promising musical export," → - 「南達科他州最有前途嘅音樂出口」，
Sayeth the blogs. → 啲博客咁講。
- That was before the rhythm guitarist → - 呢個係喺節奏結他手
Decided to split. → 決定拆夥之前。
He wanted us to be the next black eyed peas. → 佢想我哋做下一個Black Eyed Peas。
I wanted to be black flag. Just... → 我想做Black Flag。就係...
- Wow. That's a weird coincidence. → - 嘩。真係好巧合。
I know exactly what it's like to lose a partner. → 我好明白冇咗拍檔係咩感覺。
- I was wondering if you'd like to fill in. → - 我想問你願唔願意頂替。
- Okay. Um...Wow. → - 好。嗯...嘩。
So when do you-- → 咁你幾時...
When do you think you want to jam? → 你諗住幾時夾歌？
I mean, my schedule is just a little unpredictable, so... → 我嘅時間表有啲難預，所以...
- Well, we rehearse in my garage. → - 我哋喺我車房排練。
It's the red house behind the body shop. → 係車房後面間紅屋。
Say noon tomorrow? - Yeah, that could work. → 聽日中午得唔得？ - 好，應該得。
- All right, see you then. → - 好，到時見。
[phone line ringing] → [電話線鈴聲]
- Hey, what's up? This is steve. Leave a message. → - 喂，咩事？我係Steve。留低訊息啦。
[beep] → [嗶聲]
- Damn it, jinksy, call me back. → - 頂，Jinksy，打返俾我。
I want to share. → 我想分享吓。
- So you and paul were both bitten, → - 咁你同Paul都俾嘢咬咗，
But neither of you saw what did it? → 但你哋兩個都冇見到係咩咬？
- It was really dark, and it was really fast. → - 真係好黑，同埋好快。
Then something got its attention. → 然後有啲嘢引開咗佢嘅注意。
I dragged us both into the car and took off. → 我拖咗我哋兩個上車就走咗。
- May I? → - 可唔可以？
Sorry. → 唔好意思。
Thank you. → 唔該。
- Myka, do you know what those are? → - Myka，你知唔知呢啲係咩？
- Some kind of animal maybe. → - 可能係某種動物。
- Human bite marks-- they're human. → - 人類咬痕——係人類嘅。
- Vampire or werewolf? → - 吸血鬼定係狼人？
- I don't know, but based on the location, I would say-- → - 我唔知，但係根據位置，我會話...
Wait a minute, do you really think that-- → 等陣，你係咪真係覺得...
- No, I don't think! → - 唔係，我唔覺得！
We deal with artifacts, not fairy tales. → 我哋處理文物，唔係童話故事。
- A lot of those artifacts come from fairy tales, okay? → - 好多文物都係嚟自童話故事㗎，好唔好？
Cinderella's knife, right? Turns people to glass, remember? → 灰姑娘嘅刀，係咪？將人變成玻璃，記得嗎？
I'm just saying it's possible. → 我只係話有可能。
- Well, I'll believe it when I see it. → - 好，我見到先信。
Let's check out lovers lane. → 我哋去情人路睇吓。
- Okay, but I only go to third base. → - 好，但我只會去到三壘。
- Okay, so amy said paul heard a moaning → - 好，Amy話Paul聽到呻吟聲
Coming from that direction. → 由嗰邊傳嚟。
I'm gonna go that way. You stay here. → 我行嗰邊。你留喺度。
- What? Alone? → - 咩話？一個人？
Okay. → 好。
- This isn't a horror movie, Pete. → - 呢套唔係恐怖片嚟㗎，Pete。
[animal howling] → [動物嚎叫]
- Uh, yeah, see, see? Now it's a horror movie. → - 呃，係，睇吓，睇吓？而家變咗恐怖片喇。
[whispering] Myka. Myka... → [細聲] Myka。Myka...
- What are you doing? → - 你做咩呀？
- I was worried about you in here all alone. → - 我擔心你一個人喺度。
[man grunting, chewing] → [男人發出咕嚕聲同咀嚼聲]
- Wait, wait, wait. Do you hear that? → - 等陣，等陣，等陣。你聽到冇？
- Yeah. → - 聽到。
[grunting, chewing continues] → [咕嚕聲同咀嚼聲繼續]
What in the hell? → 搞咩鬼？
- [whispering] why is that man eating a deer? → - [細聲] 點解個男人會食緊隻鹿？
- Probably because... → - 可能因為...
That man is a zombie. → 個男人係喪屍。
[man shouting] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! → [男人大叫] - 喂喂喂喂！
Afraid of guns, huh? → 驚槍，係咪？
Hold up, zombies aren't afraid of guns. → 等陣，喪屍唔會驚槍㗎。
- That's because he's not a zombie. → - 因為佢唔係喪屍。
He's probably just been affected by something → 佢可能只係俾某樣嘢影響咗
That we know is real-- an artifact. → 我哋知道係真嘅嘢——一件文物。
Maybe if we just-- we talk to him... → 可能我哋只要...同佢傾吓偈...
- No, no, no, no, no. → - 唔得唔得唔得唔得。
No, you don't talk to the living dead. → 唔得，你唔會同活死人傾偈㗎。
You either run away really fast, → 你要唔係好快咁走佬，
Or you shoot 'em in the head. Pop, pop! → 唔係就射佢個頭。砰，砰！
- Sir, I'm Agent Bering. This is Agent Lattimer. → - 先生，我係Bering探員。呢位係Lattimer探員。
We're with the secret service. → 我哋係特勤局嘅。
Okay, we just want to help you. → 好，我哋只係想幫你。
Do you-- do you understand me? → 你...你明唔明我講咩？
- [shivering, muttering] → - [發抖同喃喃自語]
Aah! → 呀！
- Myka! → - Myka！
- Cover me. → - 掩護我。
- Easy. → - 放鬆啲。
- God, he's really cold. → - 天，佢真係好凍。
- Yeah, further proof that he's not alive. → - 係，進一步證明佢唔係生勾勾。
Careful. Careful. Myka! → 小心。小心。Myka！
It only takes one bite. - Will you be quiet? → 咬一啖就死。 - 你可唔可以收聲？
Aha. → 啊哈。
All right, we have... → 好，我哋有...
Kevin monroe, 36 years old. → Kevin Monroe，36歲。
Lives here in town at 127 briarwood lane. → 住喺鎮上127 Briarwood Lane。
- All right, well, does he have anything → - 好，咁佢身上有冇啲
Artifact-y on him? → 文物嘅嘢？
- Well, not that I can see. → - 我睇唔到有。
Let's get him to a hospital. → 送佢去醫院啦。
Artie, will you please tell Pete that the undead do not exist? → Artie，你可唔可以同Pete講吓活死人唔存在？
- Don't be ridiculous. → - 咪傻啦。
Of course they exist. - Thank you. What? → 佢哋當然存在。 - 唔該。咩話？
What? - Told you. → 咩話？ - 我話咗你聽。
- Only in the technical sense. → - 只係技術上嚟講。
- Ha ha. I told you. → - 哈哈。我話咗你聽。
- There are several artifacts known to simulate living death. → - 有幾件文物係會模擬活死狀態。
Show me the victim. → 俾我睇吓受害者。
Hmm, necrotic dermal discoloration, → 嗯，壞死性皮膚變色，
And around his mouth, hyper-stimulation → 同埋佢個嘴周圍，唾液腺
Of the salivary glands. → 過度刺激。
Off the bat, I'd say he's got two symptoms → 初步嚟講，佢有兩個症狀
That are consistent-- → 係一致嘅...
- Peas...Elk...Bison! → 豆...麋鹿...野牛！
[groans, coughs] → [呻吟、咳嗽聲]
- Pete, look in his eyes. → Pete，睇佢對眼。
That's not anger. That's--that's fear. → 嗰啲唔係憤怒，係...係驚慌。
It kind of sounded like he said, → 佢講嘢聽落好似話...
"peas, elk, bison." → 「豆、麋鹿、野牛」。
- Yeah, well, at least there's some vegetables in there. → 係囉，好過冇，起碼有啲蔬菜喺入面。
- [shivering] → [發抖聲]
- Artie, listen, the doctor said that he had frostbite → Artie，聽講醫生話佢凍傷咗
On his toes and ears, → 腳趾同耳仔，
But ithaca's been in the middle of a heat wave. → 但Ithaca最近成個熱浪嚟緊㗎喎。
- Yeah, check out his house. I am on the next flight out. → 係，去佢屋企睇下。我搭下一班機飛過去。
And whatever you do, you keep him restrained. → 你做咩都好，一定要綁住佢。
Hold down the fort. → 守住呢度。
- [groans, whimpers] → [呻吟、嗚咽聲]
- [vocalizing scales] → [練聲唱音階]
[Farnsworth buzzing] → [Farnsworth嘅嗡嗡聲]
I thought I had two days off. → 我以為我有兩日假放㗎。
- Leena's busy. I'm getting on a plane. → Leena好忙。我而家上機。
I need you to do some research. → 我要你做啲資料搜集。
Everything we've got on living-death artifacts. → 所有關於生死遺物嘅資料。
- Yeah, Artie, you specifically forbade me-- → 係，Artie，你明明禁止過我——
I changed my mind. I'm mercurial. Deal with it. → 我改變主意啦。我個人善變㗎。你接受啦。
- Yeah, not exactly the adjective I'd choose right now. → 係，呢個形容詞我而家唔會揀嚟用。
[sighs] Come on, steve, pick up the-- → [嘆氣] 快啲啦，Steve，聽——
- What, Claudia? → 咩事，Claudia？
- Oh, my god. Jinksy! → 天啊！Jinksy！
I can't-- wow. I've, um-- → 我唔可以——嘩。我，嗯——
I've just been dying to talk to you. → 我一直好想同你傾偈。
- Yeah, I could tell from the last 800 messages. → 係，我睇得出，由你最後800個訊息就知。
- Okay, it wasn't that many. → 好，冇咁多㗎。
- What do you want? → 你想點？
- Um, okay, cliffsnotes version-- → 嗯，好，長話短說——
I met this really hot musician at open-mic yesterday. → 我尋日喺開放麥度識咗個好正嘅音樂人。
Pretty sure he wants me. Pretty sure I want him. → 好肯定佢想要我。好肯定我想要佢。
I mean, I know I've only known this guy → 我意思係，我知我先識呢個人
Less than 24 hours, but how can you tell? → 唔夠24個鐘，但係點樣先分到？
What if he's my one? → 如果佢係我嘅真命天子呢？
- Claudia, I can't do this. → Claudia，我唔可以做呢啲。
- What? Talk to your b.F.F.E.? → 咩話？同你嘅B.F.F.E.傾偈？
- What the hell is a b.F.F.E.? → B.F.F.E.係咩嚟㗎？
- Best friend forever and ever. → 永遠最好朋友。
- Look, we're not b.F.F.E.S. → 聽住，我哋唔係B.F.F.E.。
We were co-workers, and now we're not, → 我哋以前係同事，而家唔係，
Which makes us... Nothing. → 即係我哋...冇關係。
- Nothing? → 冇關係？
Steve, why would you-- → Steve，你點解要——
- I can't be any clearer, Claudia. → 我講得好清楚㗎啦，Claudia。
Stop calling me. → 唔好再打畀我。
Lose my number. → 刪咗我個號碼。
- Yeah, steve, no problem. → 好，Steve，冇問題。
I'll just forget everything about our awesome friendship → 我會忘記晒我哋咁正嘅友誼
If you'll just tell me, → 只要你話畀我聽，
Why are you being such a tool? → 點解你要咁樣做？
[circus music plays] → [馬戲團音樂響起]
♪
Okay... → 好...
I'll bite. → 我上當啦。
Okay, sallah. → 好，Sallah。
Wasn't really the question. → 唔係問呢個問題。
She raised her eyebrow at this → 佢挑起條眉
And walked on. → 然後行開咗。
[knock on door] → [敲門聲]
[door creaks] → [門吱呀作響]
- Yep. → 係。
Oh--oh, god, wow. → 噢——噢，天啊，嘩。
Hello from miami beach. → 由邁阿密海灘同你打招呼。
- 90 degrees. → 90度。
He was obviously freezing. → 佢明明凍到死。
Why? → 點解？
- You scope out the living room. → 你去睇下客廳。
I'm gonna see if I can stand the heat in the kitchen. → 我去睇下廚房有冇咁熱。
- Pete, you hear that? → Pete，你聽到冇？
[electricity crackling] → [電流噼啪聲]
Secret service! Come on out with your hands up! → 特勤局！舉手出嚟！
- Locked. - Psst. → 鎖咗。 - 喂。
- Hey. Hey, it's okay. → 喂。喂，冇事㗎。
It's okay. I'm Myka. → 冇事㗎。我係Myka。
Everything's gonna be okay. → 一切都會冇事㗎。
- Mykes. - Yeah? → Mykes。 - 係？
- Peas, elk, bison. → 豆，麋鹿，野牛。
- "please help my son." → 「請救我個仔。」
- Hey, Artie. - Hey, listen, do we have-- → 喂，Artie。 - 喂，聽住，我哋有冇——
Pete, what are you doing with this-- → Pete，你做咩攞住呢個——
- Artie... - Who-- → Artie... - 邊個——
- Come here. - Who is this? → 過嚟。 - 呢個係邊個？
- Well, this is kevin monroe's son. → 呢個係Kevin Monroe個仔。
We found him hiding in the closet. → 我哋發現佢匿埋喺衣櫃度。
- Hiding? - Mm. → 匿埋？ - 嗯。
- Was he there when his father was affected? → 佢爸爸出事嗰陣佢喺度？
Did he-- did he see the artifact? → 佢有冇——有冇見到件文物？
- We have no idea. The kid hasn't said a word. → 我哋唔知。個細路一句嘢都冇講過。
The only reason we know his name is from a tag on his backpack. → 我哋知佢個名只係因為佢書包上有個標籤。
- Artie, this is danny. Danny, Artie. → Artie，呢個係Danny。Danny，呢個係Artie。
- Hey. → 喂。
How are you...? → 你點樣...？
- I'm sure it's not the eyebrows. → 我肯定唔係對眼眉嘅問題。
- What do you mean? → 你咩意思？
[monitor beeping] → [監測器嗶嗶聲]
- Hey, buddy. → 喂，細路。
Hey, you know, your dad's just-- → 喂，你知唔知，你爸爸只係——
He's just taking a nap. → 佢只係瞓緊覺。
I got an idea. → 我有個主意。
How about you and me go get a candy bar? → 不如我哋一齊去買條朱古力？
- So how is his dad doing? → 咁佢爸爸點樣？
- Well, he's sedated for now. → 佢而家畀人鎮靜咗。
- Amy and paul, the couple from the woods--any symptoms? → Amy同Paul，森林嗰對情侶——有冇病徵？
- Nothing yet, but listen to this. → 暫時冇，但係你聽下呢個。
I think whatever affected kevin monroe is spreading. → 我諗影響Kevin Monroe嘅嘢正在擴散。
Now, a few minutes ago, campus police at suny-ithaca → 幾分鐘前，Ithaca州立大學嘅校園警察
Got this call from the psi phi zeta frat house. → 收到Psi Phi Zeta兄弟會嘅電話。
Listen to this. → 你聽下。
- Send someone over here now. → 即刻派人過嚟。
He's crazy. → 佢癲咗。
He ate a squirrel, and he keeps trying to bite me. → 佢食咗隻松鼠，仲不停想咬我。
[man snarling] → [男人咆哮聲]
- Get the hell away from me! [loud crash] → 行開呀！ [大聲碰撞]
- Okay, now, it's a frat house, → 好，雖然係兄弟會，
But still, the artifact could be there. → 但件文物都有可能喺度。
- But how did kevin monroe come into contact with it? → 但Kevin Monroe點樣接觸到佢？
Was he an alumnus or-- - I'm still working on that. → 佢係校友定係—— - 我仲查緊。
But right now we just have to contain this thing. → 但而家我哋要控制住呢件事。
- Yeah. - Hey. → 係。 - 喂。
- Okay, we have to go. I'll explain on the way. → 好，我哋要出發。我路上解釋。
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Artie, um... → 喂，等等等等。Artie，嗯...
What about danny? - Who? → Danny點算？ - 邊個？
- The kid. - Oh, what about him? → 個細路。 - 哦，佢點？
- Artie, we--we just found him cowering in a closet by him-- → Artie，我哋——我哋啱啱發現佢縮喺衣櫃度——
He can't be left alone. You got to stay with him. → 唔可以留低佢一個。你要陪住佢。
- Yeah. - Me? No. → 係。 - 我？唔得。
I don't-- I have no idea. → 我唔——我完全唔知點做。
- He probably saw something, right? → 佢可能見到啲嘢，係咪？
Talk to him. Get him to open up. → 同佢傾下計。等佢開口。
- Yeah, show him some of that papa Nielsen charm. → 係，畀佢見識下Nielsen爸爸嘅魅力。
- Don't touch me! - Okay. → 唔好掂我！ - 好。
- Um, all right, → 嗯，好，
Uh, you go check out animal house, and I'll... → 你去睇下間兄弟會，我就...
[groans] Cajole. → [呻吟] 氹佢。
- Good luck. - Yeah. → 祝你好運。 - 係。
- Good game. - Uhh! → 好波。 - 啊！
- See what you can find out from the frat boys. → 睇下你喺兄弟會啲人度查到啲咩。
I'll make sure the campus gendarmes give us some space. → 我會確保校園警察畀啲空間我哋。
- Agent Bering. Somebody fill me in. → Bering探員。邊個同我講下發生咩事？
- Fenton wallis, house president. → Fenton Wallis，兄弟會會長。
Everyone just calls me wally. → 個個都叫我Wally。
- So what happened here? - Moose freaked. → 呢度發生咩事？ - Moose癲咗。
- A moose? → 一隻麋鹿？
- One of our newbies-- → 我哋一個新人——
Came back from a burrito run whining about being cold. → 買完墨西哥卷返嚟就不停話凍。
Then he starts eating all the food, → 然後佢開始食晒所有嘢，
Then all of a sudden, he just goes psycho, → 跟住突然間，佢就變咗癲佬，
Starts trying to bite people. → 開始想咬人。
- Did you see him actually bite anyone? → 你有冇見到佢真係咬到人？
- Lady, after he took a swipe at me, → 小姐，佢扑完我之後，
All I saw was the basement door slam shut. → 我只係見到地牢門砰一聲關上。
I think he's still down there tearing through the pantry. → 我諗佢仲喺下面翻晒成個食物櫃。
- Hey. - Hey. → 喂。 - 喂。
- So we got ten minutes before the boys in blue show up. → 我哋仲有十分鐘警察就到。
Let's go find us an artifact. → 去搵件文物出嚟。
- Okay. → 好。
30 guys under one roof, → 30個男人同住一個屋簷下，
And no one takes the time to change a lightbulb. → 冇人肯花時間換個燈膽。
- Are you asking me how many frat boys it takes → 你係咪問我換個燈膽要
To change a lightbulb? → 幾多個兄弟會成員？
Because I would say... - Please don't. → 因為我會話... - 唔好。
- Well... → 嗯...
Ooh, tacos. → 噢，墨西哥卷。
Oh, man, I hope that truck's still out there. → 天啊，我希望架貨車仲喺度。
Don't start with me, okay? → 唔好惹我，好嗎？
My blood sugar is crashing. → 我血糖好低。
[rat squeaking] Oh, jeez! → [老鼠吱吱叫] 噢，天啊！
- Ooh! → 噢！
- Dude, I hate rats. → 老友，我憎老鼠。
[man growling, groaning] → [男人咆哮、呻吟聲]
[groans, breathing heavily] → [呻吟、喘氣聲]
[rat squeaking] → [老鼠吱吱叫]
- Cold... So hungry. → 好凍...好肚餓。
Help me. Help me. → 救我。救我。
- Moose, listen, it's gonna be okay. → Moose，聽住，冇事㗎。
- Aah! → 啊！
- Myka! → Myka！
Aah! - [gasps] → 啊！ - [吸氣聲]
- Are you okay? Huh? - Yeah. Yeah. → 你有冇事？嗯？ - 有。有。
- Did he get you? - No, no, I'm fine. → 佢有冇咬到你？ - 冇，冇，我冇事。
Let's just, uh--just get him to the hospital. → 我哋，嗯——送佢去醫院先。
- Is it safe to come out? → 出嚟安全未？
- Aaah! Aah-- → 啊！啊——
- Are you okay? - It bit me, mykes. → 你有冇事？ - 佢咬咗我，Mykes。
It bit me. → 佢咬咗我。
- How long ago was he bitten? - A few minutes ago. → 佢幾時被咬？ - 幾分鐘前。
How long before the effects kick in? → 幾耐會發作？
- No idea. Amy and paul were bitten hours ago, → 唔知。Amy同Paul幾個鐘頭前被咬，
And they're both still asymptomatic. → 佢哋兩個都仲冇病徵。
- So it could take anywhere from three minutes to... → 所以可能三分鐘到...
- To never happening at all. → 到永遠唔發作都有可能。
It depends on the artifact. Do you have any leads? → 視乎件文物。你有冇頭緒？
- Uh, no. I'm still working on it. → 嗯，冇。我仲查緊。
Work faster! And, Myka, Myka... → 查快啲！同埋，Myka，Myka...
If he gets a strange look... Watch yourself. → 如果佢眼神唔妥...自己小心。
[Farnsworth zaps off] → [Farnsworth關機聲]
Was moose from ithaca? → 隻麋鹿係咪嚟自Ithaca㗎？
Was he related to a kevin monroe? → 佢同Kevin Monroe有冇關係？
- Wisconsin. His last name's mulder. → - 威斯康星州嚟㗎。佢姓Mulder。
- Was kevin monroe ever pledged to this house, → - Kevin Monroe以前有冇入過呢間兄弟會，
Say, around 15 years ago? → 大概15年前左右？
- We only got chartered last year. → - 我哋舊年先攞到牌照咋。
- Myka. → - Myka。
Listen, uh... → 聽住，呃...
When it happens, I want you to be the one who puts me down. → 到嗰陣時，我想你親手解決我。
- Okay. → - 好。
- I know it's not gonna be-- wait. Wait. What? → - 我知唔會係——等陣。等陣。咩話？
- Two shots to the head, right? Pop, pop. → - 頭頂兩槍，啱唔啱？嘭，嘭。
- Mykes... - Everything's gonna be fine. → - Mykes... - 一切都會冇事㗎。
Okay? I'll drop you off at the hospital. → 好唔好？我車你去醫院。
Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. → 等陣，等陣。唔得，唔得，唔得，唔得，唔得。
I'm not just gonna sit around waiting for it to happen. → 我唔會就咁坐喺度等佢發生㗎。
Okay? I mean, I'm gonna make sure we find this thing. → 好冇？我意思係，我一定會確保我哋搵到呢樣嘢。
[door opens] → [門打開]
- [shivering] make it stop. Make it stop. → - [發抖] 停咗佢。停咗佢。
[shivering and moaning] → [發抖同呻吟]
It's too bright. Oh, my eyes! → 太光啦。哎呀，我對眼！
Oh, make it stop. Make it stop. → 哎呀，停咗佢。停咗佢。
- Wait. They're sensitive to light. → - 等陣。佢哋對光好敏感。
Remember kevin monroe, in the woods? → 記唔記得Kevin Monroe喺樹林嗰陣？
He flinched from our flashlights. → 佢避開我哋嘅電筒光。
[stomach growls loudly] - Oh, sorry. I'm just-- → [肚咕咕聲好大] - 噢，唔好意思。我只係——
I'm freakin' starving. → 我肚餓到癲。
- A human flesh kind of starving, → - 係人肉嗰種肚餓，
That--that kind of starving or...? → 嗰——嗰種肚餓定係...？
- No, like Pete Lattimer starving. → - 唔係，係Pete Lattimer嗰種肚餓。
It's just I can't do this on an empty stomach. → 只係我空肚做唔到呢啲嘢。
I'm gonna go get a taco. - Really? Now? → 我去買個墨西哥卷先。 - 真係？而家？
- hola, amigo.
Uh, una burrito grande especial... → 呃，una burrito grande 特製...
por favor, rapido. gracias. Comprende? → por favor, rapido. gracias。明唔明？
- Yeah, I get it, gringo. I speak english, bro. → - 係，我明，鬼佬。我講英文㗎，兄弟。
- Okay, well, I'm just, you know... → - 好，我只係，你知啦...
- Pete. - Yeah. → - Pete。 - 係。
- At kevin monroe's house, it was hot, right? → - 喺Kevin Monroe間屋嗰陣，好熱，啱唔啱？
It was, like, 90 degrees. - Yeah. → 大概90度咁熱。 - 係。
And they said moose was freezing. → 而佢哋話隻麋鹿凍到震。
- Right, so I'm thinking that the artifact works in stages. → - 啱，所以我諗件古物係分階段運作。
- Well, that's how zombies work, mykes. → - 咁，喪屍就係咁運作㗎，Mykes。
You know, there's the blood bite, → 你知啦，有血咬，
Sickness, death, rotting. → 病，死，腐爛。
And then all you want to do is, like... → 然後你淨係想咁樣...
[imitating flesh ripping] → [模仿撕肉聲]
- [exaggerated accent] gracias, senor. → - [誇張口音] gracias, senor。
seis dolares.
- Pay the man, mykes. → - 畀錢佢，Mykes。
- Okay. → - 好。
- orale, homes. → - orale, 老友。
I'm coming back for seconds. → 我等陣返嚟再食。
This is delicious. → 好好味。
- Okay, that's, like, 28 bucks you owe me now. → - 好，你而家欠我大概28蚊。
- Can I get a special? → - 可唔可以要個特製？
[monitor beeping] → [監測器響]
- So, danny... → - 咁，Danny...
Any interest in cryptography? → 對密碼學有冇興趣？
Piano nocturnes? → 夜曲鋼琴？
'cause they're--no. → 因為佢哋——唔係。
Cold war espionage. → 冷戰間諜活動。
Yeah. Ecch. → 係。唉。
Um, right. → 嗯，好。
I'm gonna go check on your dad. → 我去睇吓你老竇。
You stay put. → 你留喺度。
- [shivering] → - [發抖]
[monitor alarm beeping] → [監測器警報響]
What--what's happening? → 發生——發生咩事？
- He's going through I.V. Bags → - 佢用緊靜脈注射袋，
Almost as fast as I can hang 'em. → 幾乎快過我掛上去嘅速度。
If that wasn't weird enough, → 如果呢樣嘢唔夠奇怪，
There's no clear sign of infection, → 冇明顯嘅感染跡象，
Viral or bacterial. → 病毒或者細菌都冇。
- He is ice cold. → - 佢凍到冰咁。
- Last reading, body temp was 89 and dropping. → - 上次讀數，體溫89度仲喺度跌。
If we don't reverse this, → 如果我哋唔逆轉呢個情況，
He's gonna go into organ failure. → 佢會器官衰竭。
Excuse me. → 唔該。
[monitor beeping] → [監測器響]
[banging, rumbling] → [撞擊聲，隆隆聲]
- Oh, come on. Again? → - 噢，唔係掛。又嚟？
Oh! → 噢！
Ow... → 哎呀...
No! → 唔好！
Oh... → 噢...
[Farnsworth buzzing] → [Farnsworth響]
Of course. → 梗係啦。
Yo. → 喂。
- Claudia, did you get the information that I asked you-- → - Claudia，你有冇攞到我叫你攞嘅資料——
- Yes! → - 有！
What do you thi-- of course! → 你覺得——梗係有啦！
Yes! → 係！
- Claudia, is everything all right? → - Claudia，冇事嘛？
- Just a little temporary, possibly terminal → - 只係暫時性，可能致命嘅
Technical difficulties-- all good now. → 技術問題——而家冇事啦。
- Claudia...
What is wrong? → 有咩唔妥？
- Nothing. Quit worrying, nana. → - 冇嘢。唔好咁擔心啦，婆婆。
So, listen, on the shelf, → 咁，聽住，喺架上面，
We have the torch of thanatos, marie laveau's crucifix, → 我哋有Thanatos火炬，Marie Laveau十字架，
And the bodhidharma's slippers. → 同埋Bodhidharma拖鞋。
But unfortunately, that's all I can tell you → 但可惜，我只可以話畀你知咁多，
Until this search speeds up. → 直到呢個搜尋快啲。
So any new deets? → 咁有冇新料？
- Causes extreme metabolic shifts and temperature drops, → - 導致極端新陳代謝轉變同體溫下降，
While simultaneously triggering intense carnivorous craving. → 同時引發強烈嘅食肉慾望。
- Cravings. Well, I'll cross-ref when I can → - 慾望。好，我盡快交叉對照，
To see what pops, → 睇吓有咩出嚟，
But the network's been uber-sluggish lately. → 但個網絡最近慢到死。
It's weird, actually. I don't know. → 其實好奇怪。我唔知點解。
- Well, call me when you get something, → - 好，有料到就打畀我，
And then you can resume your r&r. → 然後你可以繼續休息。
- Thank you. [Farnsworth zaps off] → - 多謝。 [Farnsworth關機]
[alarm ringtone chimes] → [鬧鐘鈴聲響]
Yes, Leena? → 係，Leena？
Yes, I know someone named dwayne. → 係，我識一個叫Dwayne嘅人。
He's where now? → 佢而家喺邊？
Dwayne. → Dwayne。
- Hey. → - 喂。
- You're... → - 你...
You're where I live. → 你喺我住嘅地方。
- Yeah, I, uh, asked around. → - 係，我，呃，周圍問過。
Look, if you're not into joining the band... → 喂，如果你唔想加入樂隊...
I mean, that would suck, but--but I get it. → 我意思係，咁會好可惜，但——但我明嘅。
And I was just still hoping that we could-- → 我只係仲希望我哋可以——
- Not into-- no, wait. What? → - 唔想——唔係，等陣。咩話？
- Well, when you blew off rehearsal, I just assumed-- → - 咁，你甩咗排練，我以為——
- No, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. → - 唔係，唔係。噢，唔係，唔係，唔係，唔係，唔係。
That was not rejection. That was me trying to juggle, → 嗰個唔係拒絕。係我想兼顧太多，
And I'm all thumbs. → 而我手忙腳亂。
So, um, okay, I just have one more little thing → 咁，嗯，好，我仲有一件小事
I have to do at work, okay? → 要做完先，好冇？
And then I'm all yours. → 然後我就完全係你嘅。
I mean to rehearse. - Yeah. → 我意思係去排練。 - 係。
- Oh, my god. Let me just go get my guitar, → - 天啊。等我攞我支結他，
And then I'll go straight to-- whoa! → 然後我直接去——嘩！
- Hey-- → - 喂——
[wall switch hissing] - Dwayne! → [牆掣嘶嘶聲] - Dwayne！
- I've never had a hot rocker girl → - 我從來未試過有個火辣搖滾女仔
Literally throw herself at me before. → 真係就咁撲過嚟。
[electricity crackling] → [電流聲]
- Look out! → - 小心！
- Oh, my god. Are you guys all right? → - 天啊。你哋冇事嘛？
- Uh, yeah, yeah. Fine. → - 呃，係，係。冇事。
Great, actually. → 其實好好。
- Oh, my god. I cannot believe this. → - 天啊。我真係唔敢相信。
- Claudia, what's wrong? - I got to get out of here. → - Claudia，做咩事？ - 我要離開呢度。
- Claudia, wait. I just-- → - Claudia，等陣。我只係——
- You need to stay as far away from me → - 你而家要離我愈遠愈好
As possible right now--trust me. - Why? → ——信我。 - 點解？
- Because I'm marked for death. → - 因為我注定要死。
[door slams] → [門關上]
- 76 and still dropping. → - 76度仲喺度跌。
If we don't get his body temperature up, → 如果我哋唔提高佢體溫，
This man is gonna be dead in an hour. → 呢個人一個鐘內會死。
I'm gonna talk to the doctor about putting him on bypass. → 我去同醫生講幫佢做體外循環。
The doctor's on his way back to the-- → 醫生返緊去——
Good. It stopped dropping. Maybe he's stabilizing. → 好。停咗跌。可能佢穩定緊。
- It's not gonna last. → - 唔會持久㗎。
- Where did those glasses come from? → - 副眼鏡邊度嚟㗎？
- Alfred butz, inventor of the thermostat. → - Alfred Butz，恆溫器嘅發明者。
Huh? → 吓？
Uh...Great uncle alfie's glasses. → 呃...Alfie叔公嘅眼鏡。
Same prescription, oddly. → 奇怪地，度數一樣。
I'm gonna go check on the two kids → 我去睇吓嗰兩個
Who were attacked in the woods. → 喺樹林被襲擊嘅細路。
- Oh, well, those two were patched up → - 噢，咁，嗰兩個包紮好
And discharged hours ago. → 幾個鐘前出院咗。
- They were bitten... And they're fine. → - 佢哋被咬...而佢哋冇事。
That means something else caused-- → 即係有其他嘢導致——
[loud crash] → [大聲撞擊]
- Hey, stop him! → - 喂，攔住佢！
[indistinct shouting] → [模糊叫喊聲]
Help me out here. Kid ate through the restraints. → 幫手。個細路咬爛咗綁帶。
Aah! → 呀！
- [shouting] → - [叫喊]
[elevator bell dings] → [電梯鈴聲響]
- Why do they crank the a.C. In here? → - 點解佢哋要開咁大冷氣？
- Really? 'cause I'm sweating my-- → - 真係？因為我成身汗——
- Aah! - That was moose. → - 呀！ - 係隻麋鹿。
- Stop him! → - 攔住佢！
- Everybody out! Get out, now! → - 所有人出去！出去，而家！
Let's go! Get out of there! Get out! Come on! → 走啦！離開嗰度！出去！嚟啦！
Take the shot, mykes. → 開槍，Mykes。
Mykes, take the shot! → Mykes，開槍！
Where'd you go? → 你去咗邊？
- I-I don't know. → - 我——我唔知。
- So...Hungry. → - 好...肚餓。
- Oh, man, don't make me do this. → - 噢，老友，唔好逼我咁做。
Don't come any closer. → 唔好再行近。
Just stop right there. → 停喺嗰度。
Don't-- don't come any closer. → 唔好——唔好再行近。
I will shoot you! → 我會開槍射你！
Is he...? - Hypothermia, starvation. → 佢係咪...？ - 低溫症，飢餓。
- So what, I'm gonna freeze to death? → - 咁點，我會凍死？
- You feeling cold? - No, but I've been bitten. → - 你覺得凍？ - 唔係，但我被咬咗。
- There's nothing wrong with you. → - 你冇事㗎。
Whatever this artifact is, → 無論件古物係咩，
Its effects are not spread by biting. → 佢嘅效果唔會透過咬人傳播。
- [sighs] thank god. → [嘆氣] 好彩咋。
You hear that, mykes? → 聽到冇呀，Mykes？
- I'm so cold. → - 我好凍呀。
- I don't want to be one of the undead. → - 我唔想變成喪屍。
And I don't want you... → 同埋我唔想你...
Putting me down. → 殺咗我。
- Look, we are gonna find this thing, Myka. → - 聽住，我哋一定會搵到呢件嘢，Myka。
You're gonna be okay. → 你會冇事㗎。
I promise. → 我保證。
- Okay. → - 好。
- She must have come in contact with the artifact. → - 佢一定掂過件神器。
- Yeah, but where-- → - 係，但係邊度——
The woods, kevin's place, the frat house? → 樹林、Kevin屋企、定係兄弟會間屋？
- What do we know? Stage one--sever chills. → - 我哋知啲咩？第一階段——勁 chill。
Stage two-- intense hunger. → 第二階段——勁肚餓。
Stage three-- hypothermia, malnutrition. → 第三階段——低溫症、營養不良。
- Stage four--death. → - 第四階段——死。
I mean, come on, Artie, → 喂，唔該啦，Artie，
You have to have some idea what we're dealing with here. → 你點都有啲頭緒我哋搞緊啲咩掛。
Everyone that's been impacted by this artifact → 所有掂過件神器嘅人
Is either too far gone to talk or dead. → 一係就太遲冇得傾，一係就死咗。
- Not everyone. → - 唔係個個都係。
[monitor beeping] → [監測器響]
[door opens] → [門開]
Hey. → 喂。
You know, danny, → 你知唔知呀，Danny，
My dad was once really sick, too, → 我老豆以前都病得好重，
And I spent the whole time at the hospital → 我成日喺醫院陪佢，
Just wishing that there was something I could do to help. → 淨係希望有啲嘢我可以幫到手。
Bet you know how that feels. Yeah. → 我估你明嗰種感覺。係呀。
But you can help, and not just your dad. → 但係你真係幫到手，唔止係你老豆。
There are other people in trouble, too. → 仲有其他人都有麻煩。
- Do you want to give her the magic glasses? → - 你想唔想俾副神奇眼鏡佢？
- No, danny, I'll be fine. → - 唔使啦，Danny，我冇事㗎。
Thank you, though. → 不過多謝你。
- Okay, how can I help? → - 好，咁我可以點幫手？
- Did your dad come in contact → - 你老豆最近有冇掂過
With any strange things lately? → 啲奇怪嘢？
Any weird--weird-- nothing. → 有冇古怪——古怪——冇。
Do you remember when he first started feeling cold? → 你記唔記得佢幾時開始覺得凍？
- Last night after dinner. - What'd he eat for dinner? → - 尋晚食完飯之後。 - 佢晚餐食咗咩？
- He wanted to try the new burger place, → - 佢想試吓新嗰間漢堡包店，
But the line was too long, → 但係條龍太長，
So we just stopped at a food truck on the way home. → 所以我哋就喺返屋企途中停咗喺一架美食車。
- Tacos? Tacos, danny? → - 墨西哥卷？墨西哥卷，Danny？
Tacos from here, danny? → 呢度嘅墨西哥卷，Danny？
- Yeah, manny's. He's nice. → - 係呀，Manny嗰檔。佢好好人㗎。
- Artie, something on that truck is altering the food. → - Artie，嗰架車有啲嘢搞到啲食物變咗。
Kevin and moose both ate there. → Kevin同Moose都喺嗰度食過。
- Myka, what did you eat? → - Myka，你食咗咩？
- Off the truck? Who am I, Pete? → - 喺架車度食？你當我係Pete呀？
- Okay, fine. But still, that truck must be the nexus, → - 好，算啦。但係嗰架車一定係源頭，
And the artifact's got to be there. → 件神器一定喺嗰度。
We got to find the truck. - I'm on it. → 我哋要搵到架車。 - 我嚟搞。
I just started following manny's on twitter today. → 我今日先開始追蹤Manny嘅Twitter咋。
See, sometimes being obsessed with food → 睇吓，有時沉迷食物
And social networking is a good thing. → 同社交媒體都係好事嚟㗎。
- Pete. - Okay. His last tweet was → - Pete。 - 好。佢最後一個帖文係
From a construction site nearby. - Let's go. → 喺附近一個地盤。 - 出發。
- Wait, wait, wait. Myka. Myka... → - 等陣，等陣，等陣。Myka。Myka...
Don't you think you should stay here? → 你唔覺得你應該留喺度咩？
I'm not gonna stay here waiting to turn, okay? → 我唔會留喺度等死㗎，好冇？
I-I want to be there when we find it. → 我...我想喺搵到件嘢嘅時候在場。
I'm gonna drive. It'll--it'll keep me focused. → 我嚟揸車。咁會...咁會令我專注啲。
Any excuse to drive. → 又搵藉口揸車。
- All right, just go. → - 好啦，去啦。
- So... → - 咁...
Was your dad okay? → 你老豆冇事呀嘛？
- Oh, he was fine. → - 哦，佢冇事。
No, no, he... [chuckles] → 唔係，唔係，佢... [笑]
Everything turned out just fine. → 最後乜事都冇。
He's still a pain in the butt. → 佢仲係咁煩。
- All right, mister all-seeing, all-knowing, → - 好啦，乜都睇到晒嘅先生，
I'm sorry I doubted you. You obviously know what's what. → 我唔應該質疑你。你梗係知咩事。
Otherwise, you wouldn't be here, right? → 如果唔係，你點會喺度，啱唔啱？
So I got to know, am I really gonna die tonight? → 所以我想知，我今晚係咪真係會死？
[circus music plays] → [馬戲團音樂響起]
Okay. Obviously I didn't enunciate. → 好。明顯我講得唔清楚。
Am I going to die tonight? → 我今晚會唔會死？
[circus music plays] → [馬戲團音樂響起]
Okay. It's on. → 好。嚟真嘅。
It's bath time. → 沖涼時間。
Ooh, slippery, isn't it? → 嘩，好滑，係咪？
Yeah, get you some. → 係，俾你試吓。
Oh-ho-ho! → 噢呵呵！
In your face, grim reaper! → 食屎啦，死神！
adieu. → 再見。
What a day. → 真係一日。
Oh, come on. → 喂，唔係掛。
Whoa. Water's not supposed to do that. → 嘩。水唔應該係咁㗎。
Somebody? → 有冇人？
Leena? → Leena？
Somebody? Anybody! → 有冇人？喂！
Help me! → 救命呀！
Help! → 救命！
- Thank god he's still here. → - 好彩佢仲喺度。
- Yep. → - 係。
[british accent] I'm gonna crank this baby up to 11... → [英國口音] 我要將呢架嘢開到最大...
[chuckles] → [笑]
Just in case we-- → 以防我哋——
- [shivering] I'm so cold. - Myka... → - [發抖] 我好凍。 - Myka...
- And I'm hungry. → - 同埋我好肚餓。
I need to eat. → 我要食嘢。
- Aah! Oh, it's happening to you. → - 啊！哦，你都中招。
- Aah! → - 啊！
- Myka, snap out of it. Myka! → - Myka，醒吓。Myka！
You all ate mexican? → 你哋全部都食咗墨西哥嘢？
It's Pete. Myka! → 係Pete。Myka！
- Okay. All right. Okay. → - 好。得啦。好。
- Aah! → - 啊！
- Myka, don't hate me for this, but... → - Myka，唔好嬲我，但係...
Keys-- no keys. → 鎖匙——冇鎖匙。
[computer whirring] → [電腦運轉聲]
- What the...? → - 搞咩...？
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. → 天啊。天啊。
- [gasping] → - [喘氣]
- Okay, breathe. Breathe slowly, Claudia. → - 好，抖吓氣。慢慢抖氣，Claudia。
Breathe. It's okay. → 抖氣。冇事㗎。
- No, it's not, okay? → - 唔係冇事，好冇？
Everything is not okay. → 所有嘢都唔妥。
Some psycho has the Warehouse in his sights. → 有個黐線佬盯住咗倉庫。
My best friend wants nothing to do with me. → 我最好嘅朋友唔想理我。
And now the sultan of suckwad over there → 而家嗰個死蠢蘇丹
Is trying to kill me. → 仲想殺咗我。
Oh, yeah, it's all rainbows and unicorns. → 哦，係，真係乜都好好。
And on top of that, why am I dry? → 仲有，點解我係乾嘅？
- It's an artifact, Claudia. → - 係件神器嚟㗎，Claudia。
Watch. → 睇住。
Sallah, what will I have for dinner? → Sallah，我晚餐食咩好？
[circus music plays] → [馬戲團音樂響起]
- "that blemish is probably cancer." → - 「粒瘡好大機會係癌症。」
What the hell kind of fortune is that? → 呢啲咩鳩運程嚟㗎？
- Sallah's not a fortune-teller. → - Sallah唔係算命佬。
He's more of a hypnotist. → 佢似係催眠師多啲。
He instills an overwhelming feeling of dread → 佢會令到
Into anyone who activates him. → 激活佢嘅人充滿恐懼。
- Okay, so how do I beat him, then? → - 好，咁我要點打低佢？
- You have to actively ignore him. → - 你要主動無視佢。
- Like I do with Artie? → - 好似我對Artie咁？
- [chuckles] yep. → - [笑] 係。
- So I'm not gonna die? → - 咁我唔會死？
- Not on sallah's timetable anyway. → - 至少唔會因為Sallah而死。
- [scoffs] [Farnsworth buzzing] → - [嗤笑] [Farnsworth響]
Yeah? → 喂？
- Claudia, I need you to hack into the ithaca power grid! → - Claudia，我要你入侵Ithaca嘅電網！
Do it now! I'm about to become dinner. → 即刻做！我就快變成晚餐。
- O-okay, doing it. → - 好...好，做緊。
Nope. → 唔得。
Okay, I'm in. Now what? → 好，入到去。跟住點？
- All right, they're sensitive to light. → - 好，佢哋對光好敏感。
Can you--can you make it bright out here? → 你可唔可以...可唔可以整光啲呢度？
Say no more. Here comes the sun. → 唔使講。太陽嚟啦。
- [growling] → - [低吼]
- [pounding on window] manny, you open this door. → - [拍窗] Manny，你開門。
- How do I know you're not one of them? → - 我點知你唔係佢哋其中一個？
Damn, the circuits blew. → 頂，啲電路燒咗。
[zombies snarling] → [喪屍咆哮]
- Manny! → - Manny！
Open the door, or they're gonna eat me alive! → 開門，如果唔係佢哋會生吞咗我！
- What the hell is going on? What's wrong with those people? → - 搞咩呀？呢班人做咩事？
- Something in this truck → - 呢架車有啲嘢
Turned them into cannibals. → 搞到佢哋變成食人族。
- So they spiked my tires because they want to eat me? → - 所以佢哋拮爆我車呔係因為想食咗我？
- Where did you get this? → - 你呢個邊度嚟㗎？
- Uh, I was hiking in utah. I saw it buried in the ground. → - 呃，我喺Utah行山。見到佢俾人埋喺地下。
I thought it'd be a nice souvenir. → 我諗住係個好嘅紀念品。
- Myka, put money in here. Did those workers tip you? → - Myka，放錢入去。啲工人有冇俾貼士你？
- Yeah, I should've put it out sooner. → - 有，我應該早啲放佢出嚟。
- This is it. This is the artifact. → - 就係呢個。呢個就係神器。
Damn it, I don't have any static bags! → 頂，我冇靜電袋！
- What the hell's a static bag? → - 咩鳩係靜電袋？
- Oh, man, I'm not supposed to do this! → - 哦，頂，我唔應該咁做㗎！
Cover your eyes! → 遮住對眼！
[grunts] → [用力聲]
Myka? → Myka？
- Please tell me I didn't eat anyone. → - 求吓你話俾我聽我冇食過人。
Okay. → 好。
[Farnsworth buzzing] → [Farnsworth響]
- I don't know what you two did, but nice work. → - 我唔知你哋兩個做咗咩，但係做得好。
In the winter of 1846, a caravan of men, women, and children → 1846年冬天，一隊由男人、女人同細路組成嘅車隊
Stranded in the sierra nevada mountains → 被困喺Sierra Nevada山脈，
Were forced to resort to the most extreme measures → 被迫要用最極端嘅方法
Just to survive. → 先至可以生存落去。
Somehow, the horrific ordeals of the donner party → 唔知點解，Donner黨嘅恐怖經歷
Imbued an ordinary jar with the power to make others → 令到一個普通嘅罌有咗力量，令到其他人
Experience what they were suffering. → 體驗到佢哋所受嘅苦。
- And putting money in the jar triggered it. → - 而放錢入去就觸發咗佢。
But why? - Well, interesting sidebar-- → 但係點解？ - 嗯，有趣嘅背景資料——
The jar was one of several → 呢個罌係其中一個
The survivors used to bury their money. → 生還者用嚟埋錢嘅罌。
Even in the grim shadow of death... → 就算喺死亡嘅陰影下...
- They were putting a little something away for a rainy day. → - 佢哋都仲會留啲錢以備不時之需。
[chuckles] → [笑]
- Where's Pete? → - Pete呢？
- Oh, he's waiting for us at the univille diner. → - 哦，佢喺Univille餐廳等我哋。
It's all-you-can-eat pancakes. Breakfast is on him. → 任食班戟。佢請食早餐。
- Fine, but he's leaving his own damn tip. → - 好，但係佢自己俾貼士。
- [chuckles] → - [笑]
- ♪ before → - ♪ 喺
♪ before I begin to go → ♪ 喺我開始走之前
♪
♪ give me one more → ♪ 再俾多個
♪ kiss just so I know → ♪ 吻我一下等我知
♪ so I don't unfold → ♪ 咁我就唔會散開
♪ now → ♪ 而家
♪
- I'll be right back. Thank you. → - 我即刻返嚟。唔該晒。
[applause] → [掌聲]
- So, for our opening number, → - 咁開場表演呢，
I'm thinking either hole or the clash. → 我諗緊 Hole 或者 The Clash。
- I thought you were marked for death. → - 我以為你死硬㗎。
- Yeah, no more than anyone else, apparently. → - 係，但睇嚟大家都差唔多。
[chuckles] → [笑]
Listen, dwayne, this is the warning label → 聽住，Dwayne，呢個係警告標籤
On Claudia Donovan, okay? → 關於 Claudia Donovan，明唔明？
"stuff happens to me... → 「我成日都有事發生...
A lot-- → 好多--
Sometimes weird stuff, sometimes bad stuff, → 有時係奇怪嘢，有時係衰嘢，
But it puts things in perspective. → 但係會令你睇開啲。
I never know what fresh hell tomorrow's gonna bring. → 我永遠唔知聽日會有咩新地獄。
So, if you still want me to join your band, → 所以，如果你仲想我加入你嘅樂隊，
Um... → 嗯...
Then let's rock. → 咁就一齊搖滾啦。
- I'm gonna finish this set, all right? → - 我唱埋呢首先，好唔好？
Just don't move. - Right here. → 唔好郁。 - 喺呢度。
[giggles] → [笑聲]
[indistinct chatter] → [模糊對話]
Mm, hey. One more, hold the water. → 喂，多一杯，唔該走水。
[cell phone vibrates] → [手機震動]
[chuckles] → [笑]
- Your card's been declined. → - 你張卡過唔到數。
- Son of a... [chuckles] → - 仆街... [笑]
They cut off my credit line, too. → 佢哋連我信用額都 cut 咗。
- Whatever. Look, I'm gonna need you to settle your tab. → - 算啦。喂，你要找返條數。
- Put it on mine. → - 記我數啦。
And, uh, give me one of the same. → 同埋，俾我同一杯。
- Oh, hey... → - 喂...
Thanks, but I don't need-- → 多謝，但我唔需要--
- Come on. I've been there, trust me. → - 得啦。我都經歷過，信我。
We could all use a friend sometimes, right? → 有時我哋都需要朋友幫手，係咪？
- All right, well... → - 好啦，咁...
Thanks. - Anytime... → 多謝。 - 隨時都得...
Steve. → Steve。
- Have we met before? → - 我哋之前見過？
- Almost. → - 差唔多。
A couple weeks back, down in atlanta. → 幾星期前，喺亞特蘭大。
- You're with stukowski. → - 你同 Stukowski 一齊。
- She's not longer with us, unfortunately. → - 佢唔再做嘞，可惜。
Bit of a wild card. → 有啲難捉摸。
Sally liked you. - Yeah, well, I'm... → Sally 鍾意你。 - 係囉，我...
- Agent Steve Jinks-- → - Steve Jinks 探員--
Former a.T.F., former Warehouse 13, → 前 ATF，前 Warehouse 13，
Now burned by Mrs. Frederic and the regents → 而家俾 Frederic 夫人同理事會炒咗
Because you dared to have scruples. → 因為你敢有原則。
No career, no prospects, no future... → 冇事業、冇前途、冇將來...
- I know what they did. → - 我知佢哋做咗啲咩。
Now who are you? What do you want? → 你係邊個？你想點？
- Marcus diamond, and, uh, we want you, steve. → - Marcus Diamond，我哋想要你，Steve。
- You people are murderers. - No, no, no. → - 你哋係殺人犯。 - 唔係唔係唔係。
We defend ourselves. → 我哋係自衛咋。
Besides, you saw what your former friends are capable of. → 況且，你見過你啲前朋友做得出啲咩。
Come work with me. - And why would I work for you? → 同我一齊做啦。 - 我點解要幫你做嘢？
- Besides not having to rely on the kindness of strangers → - 除咗唔使靠陌生人嘅好心
To cover you bar tabs... → 幫你找酒錢...
You're good. → 你係叻嘅。
You should be working with the kind of people → 你應該同嗰啲人一齊做
Who can appreciate a man of your talents. → 識得欣賞你才能嘅人。
But... → 但係...
Obviously, you are not interested. → 好明顯你冇興趣。
Well, good luck, steve. → 咁祝你好運啦，Steve。
- Marcus. → - Marcus。